More answers to your questions about everything in the universe.
Why doesn't my local Sainsbury's have Taste The Difference Pastrami any more?
I’m guessing that at some point you purchased a packet of Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference Pastrami from your local Sainsbury’s and then tasted it. For the staff of the Sainsbury’s Paradox Minimisation Department this was very much the Doomsday scenario, for if you enjoyed the taste and wished to experience the same thing again you would naturally return to the store to seek out a packet of Sainsbury’s Taste the Similarity Pastrami. But then how would they attract more new customers? Faced with stocking two identical products labeled “Taste the Difference” and “Taste the Similarity” next to each other or withdrawing the linguistically-troubling pastrami forever they chose the latter option, and who are we to blame them?
How important is it to pronounce words correctly, even when reading silently?
It’s best not to get too hung up on this. Doctors have known for a while that a person’s internal monologue can have a very different accent to their speaking voice. Though he spoke with a rich Welsh timbre redolent with gravitas Richard Burton suffered his whole life long from an internal monologue that was both squeaky and lisping. In her thoughts Radio 4’s Charlotte Green has a comical Italian accent. Most famously of all, inside his own head George VI didn’t stutter at all, but instead sounded exactly like the actor Colin Firth.
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Why don’t Rembrandt’s pictures have enough cats in them?
The tulip craze of the Dutch Golden Age sparked a fashion for flower painting which by 1632 had grown so popular that paintings of flowers were changing hands for more than the cost of three Hollands. But with so much paint being poured into flowers the bottom dropped out of the cat-painting market and by 1638 two dimensional cats had become worth less than the cost of the paint needed to depict them. That meant that every time he painted a cat Rembrandt fell deeper into debt, and was only able to retain his sense of self-worth with almost ceaseless self-portraits.
What are the words 'predcule' and 'patess' that I have just had to type in? And now 'resso'? and 'Shoronpa'?
It’s probably easiest to demonstrate the meaning of these words if you see them used in a typical conversation, as follows -
TIM Did you predcule the patess?
SHORONPA I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you mean.
TIM Patess. Did you predcule it?
SHORONPA Will this wait? I’m watching Real Housewives of New Jersey.
TIM Why did your parents call you Shoronpa anyway?
SHORONPA You are so bloody insensitive.
TIM I just don’t understand why you still have that photo of Steve.
SHORONPA Oh not this again.
TIM Please... hold me until the pain goes away.
SHORONPA If you're going to the kitchen can you get me a resso?
How soon is now?
I’m afraid now is finished. If it’s any consolation you’ve only just missed it.
Why does Katie Melua speak Georgian?
Although at the age of 8 Katie Melua moved to the United Kingdom in 1992, she was actually born in the United Kingdom in the 18th Century and her early years were spent during the reign of George III. Famous for her ability to sing idiomatically about astrophysics and bicycles she is nevertheless equally fluent discussing the Corn Laws, the lamentable late loss of His Majesty's Colonies in the Americas, and how she has set her cap at a dandy in the Pump Room.
That’s all for this week, however please remember the universe is expanding at colossal speed, and so probably is the number of possible questions that may be asked of it. Do please keep them coming in or we’ll fall seriously behind.